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News - from the writing desk
Fresh of the press? Not really; this is strictly a binary undertaking. Fresh of the digital press; most definately!
When ever there are news to be told, you can find it here. But remember, just because it is news doesn't mean you'll find it interesting! But, read on, read on.
News is listed chronologically; newest first. A [prefix] will specify if the news pertains to the Forgotten Realms Campaign [FRC] or My Own World [MOW] section. No prefix means, well, just everything else, or mad ramblings.
Debris from pencil sharpener
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[FRC] added content to the Download Section... Maps, maps, maps and more maps.... of the Bloodstone Lands, the Ruins of Myth Drannor, Thay and many other places.
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[FRC] added content to the Common Knowledge section... Read about Anauroch, the Bloodstone Lands, the Ruins of Myth Drannor, Dwarves Deep, and Thay.
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August 3rd 2008
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July 8th 2008
- The pencil case was opened and the website was launched. Design of the website will continue and once the basic setup is in place, I'll start to work on the content.
- The initial focus will be the [FRC], which will take off in late November.
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I Scrub My Hands*
This is a game, and as with all games, it's all about having fun. So, while much you'll find on these pages is presented as being real, it is not! It's a make-believe fantasy which provides endless hours of entertainment and enjoyment, nothing more.
What would Legolas carry if he went into dept collection? A Bill-Bow, of course.
An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf walk into the tavern and each orders a Beer. When the three Beers arrive a fly lands in each one.
The Elf pushes the Beer away distainfully, wanting nothing to do with it.
The Human flicks out the fly and finishes the Beer in one gulp.
The Dwarf gingerly picks out the fly by its wings, gently holds it over his glass and screams "SPIT IT OUT YE BASTARD, SPIT IT OUT!!
An Elf, a Gnome and a Dwarf are standing side-by-side at the urinal.
The elf finishes and proceeds to wash his hands. He is scrubbing and washing his hands clear up to his elbows. He turns to the other two and comments: Our Elders have taught us Elves to be clean.
The Gnome finishes his business and he quickly wets the tips of his fingers and comments: Our Druid Elders have taught us Gnomes to be conservative of natures resources.
The Dwarf finishes his business and heads straight for the door, He turns and comments: Our Elders have taught us Dwarves how not to piss on our hands.
* Lorem ipsum bumme lum. Vestibulum molestie non faltum. For dummies: it's a disclaimer!
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